And what kind of benefits do they get besides free travel? Health insurance, 401(k), what? Are they unionized? If I were 3 feet shorter, could I be one? I mean, I can grow a beard and everything . . .
Just asking.
Oh yeah, and are they discriminatory? I’ve never seen a female garden gnome on any Travelocity commercials. Perhaps the female garden gnome population can bring a class-action lawsuit.
Help! My garden is infested with these darn gnomes. I’ve tried weeding them out, pesticides, and having my dog pee on them. Nothing stops them. Any ideas how to get rid of them? Please help before they multiply even more!!!!
Ok. So, my cousins live in a big city, and I live in a small town, so published every year come Halloween and trick-or-treating with me. I'm 14, almost 15, and every year until this year, I put on them. I'm in school, and I really not want to dress, but I really want. So just because I love them so much (lol) I'm thinking of some ideas that I could do. I do not need anything, as Regina George in Mean Girls … and I do not want anything too stupid. I'm a fool, so I did not bother to dress Goofy. My mother was a Balerina inflatable suit makes you look really fat, so I thought maybe I had to use, and my younger cousin (she 10) plans to dress up like a hot dog, so I said jokingly that I saw like a bottle of tomato sauce, (How you do that? "). In the past, dressed as" Miss informed "(as Mrs. America "concept better) and a garden gnome. Any ideas? Thanks!
lol … I like to dress every year, my mind more cousins.Im youth in grade 7 now.This year i am gonna be me (emo / punk). But I'm going dress emo / punk princess wit my old 4YR cousin.We r is called the "Twinz Rokarz Poparz. ThAtZ good … wat we call themselves. So I suggest something that ur cousins from the United Nations may decide ur cousin on.If and U want to dress like a hot dog and ketchup … then, forward! Remember, try ur best.
